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Sunday, 5 December 2010

No speaka da English

A bus stopped and 2 men get on. They sit down and engaged in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when
she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
 I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,"
she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places
about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who is talkin' about a sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell
" Mississippi '."

I bet B.D.100 you're gonna read this again!

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