A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India ...







Dear Sunita Darling,


I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.










Your loving husband,


JITA SINGH




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His wife replied...



TINKU KE PAPPA ,






Thanks for the 100 kisses, Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:






1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.






2. The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.






3. Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.






4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..






5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.






Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...


Shall I plan the same for the next month?






Your Sweet Heart,


Kichi





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