Late breaking news from London , scene of President Obama's recent visit:
Barak and the Queen are proceeding towards Buckingham Palace in the Queen's carriage, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire . The smell is atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs to cover their noses.
The Queen turns to Obama, 'Mr. President, please accept my regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.'
Obama, in best Presidential style replies: 'Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought....Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.
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