at least smile... :)

Joke 1
Men want 3 qualities in wives: Frugal in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.

But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & Frugal in Bed.

Joke 2
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Joke 3
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You are beautiful, and I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You are my headache, and one day I will kill you.
Joke 4
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Joke 5
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Joke 6
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

Joke 7
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Joke 8
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. As soon as I got a wife,
I lost my balance at the bank.